Sunday, November 27, 2022

Crazy questions Sunday Stealing

It is time for Sunday Stealing and these questions were stolen from Swap Bot. I wasn’t going to answer the questions today because I need to be studying Sociology. My final is two weeks from today. I’m going to answer quickly – ha! When has that every happened?

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed? My granddaughter LOVES unicorns so I must choose unicorn!

What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence? My daddy smoked and even though he had stopped smoking years before, he still died of cancer. I’m going to do away with cigarettes and cigars (and any other form of tobacco).

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home? I haven’t actually “seen” these with my own eyes, but someone I know keeps posting pictures of crazy bathrooms saying that he is going to remodel their bathroom. . . into one of these crazy ones.

What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child? This is not the absolute worst name but there is a politician in Alabama whose first name is Young and his last name is Boozer. I cannot imagine the jokes that must have been said about his name.

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal? For me personally, I would be very sad if the government made Diet Pepsis illegal. That is not a deep answer but I’m going with it.

What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or coworkers? I really like my co-workers so I don’t have any nicknames for them. My husband has a tendency to call people “idiots” or “morons” and we have to remind him not to say that in front of our granddaughters.

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called? How about creamy peanuts?

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? I truly have no answer for this!

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time? Buy one get on free . . .vomit flavored jelly beans. They really exist.

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world? Lemonjello – it is not pronounced lemon jello . . .it is lay mon’ jel o. My son had a child come through the Explorium when he worked there and her name was La-a. That is pronounced La dash a. Seriously.

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? Our family has croquet “tournaments” on my mother-in-law’s front lawn and on Thanksgiving, I heard the comment, “this would be funnier if we were drinking.”

What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse? The common housecat (not ferocious like a lion) might be cool!

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable? The cashier might be uncomfortable if you bought a bunch of alcohol and a lot of tobacco products and maybe come condoms while you were 9 months pregnant.

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier? Wow – another crazy question . . .I had something removed from my face last Monday at the dermatologist and I look like Mark hit me . . .and I had to teach adult Sunday School today. I realized that I’m more embarrassed about my appearance than I thought.

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with? They could play croquet!  Winner takes all. They could flip a coin. We’ve played a lot of Old Maid this weekend. You could have a “loser” card and the person who ended up with that card . . .well . . .would be the loser. 


  1. Great answers. I enjoyed reading them.

  2. Oh, I've not enjoyed a game of croquet in years! For doing this in a hurry, I think you hit these out of the park! Grinning, b/c I use "idiot" and "moron" often. Can't wrap my mind around vomit-flavored jelly beans or that little girl's name. Truly, I wonder about the future of humanity. LOL.

  3. Everyone seems to like unicorns.

    Also love the cashier answer.




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